A New York City bank teller becomes a media celebrity when he refuses to comply with his employer's demands that he shave his beard.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dick Van DykeFred Amidon | Fred Amidon |
 Angie DickinsonRachel Amidon | Rachel Amidon |
 Rosemary ForsythPamela Anders | Pamela Anders |
 Zohra LampertBunny Erickson | Bunny Erickson |
 Elliott ReidGardner Anders | Gardner Anders |
 Steve RolandBaxter Anders | Baxter Anders |
 Dennis KingOtis Havemeyer | Otis Havemeyer |
| PPeter TurgeonThomas Allen Defoe | Thomas Allen Defoe |
 Pippa ScottDr. Sara | Dr. Sara |
 Heywood Hale BrounHimself | Himself |
 Peter BroccoMr. Suzumi | Mr. Suzumi |
 Benny BakerCab Driver | Cab Driver |
 Robert ItoGeorge Toyota | George Toyota |
 David DoyleLarry - Bank Teller | Larry - Bank Teller |
 Carole ShelleyRita - Bank Teller | Rita - Bank Teller |
 Howard HessemanBartender | Bartender |
 Jennifer O'NeillThe Beauty | The Beauty |
| DDesiree PatersonBelly Dancer | Belly Dancer |
 Melba MooreOne of Bunny's Bunch | One of Bunny's Bunch |
 Nancy WickwireDr. Sara Morton | Dr. Sara Morton |
 Tanya Lemani GeorgeBelly Dancer | Belly Dancer |
 Millie SlavinPolicewoman | Policewoman |
 Alex StevensZoo Policemen | Zoo Policemen |
 Beverly ToddPolicewoman | Policewoman |
| HHarry DavisDr. Phillip D. Ball | Dr. Phillip D. Ball |