One man's view of the British Army in Germany - the social life, discipline, drink, women and, occasionally, the defence of the West.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| BBob MasonMe | Me |
| SStephen PetcherPontefract Wonderer | Pontefract Wonderer |
 Ewan StewartJimmy | Jimmy |
| RRobert SwalesNigel | Nigel |
| CChristopher FrederickStephen | Stephen |
| NNick StringerTerry | Terry |
 Wayne LaryeaAlan | Alan |
 Jim HooperTone | Tone |
| EEdward HammondDavid | David |
 Jeremy SindenRoddy | Roddy |
 Trevor PeacockSgt-Major Pusey | Sgt-Major Pusey |
| DDavid NevilleBoyd-Hodge | Boyd-Hodge |
 John CurlessDenis | Denis |
 Julie WaltersDebbie | Debbie |
 David NeilsonBuckie | Buckie |
 Simon ChandlerNicky | Nicky |
 Bernard HillMick | Mick |
 Bill NighyBill | Bill |
| MMax HaflerKev | Kev |
| RRoger DavidsonAlistair | Alistair |
 Stephen MooreFarley-Smythe | Farley-Smythe |
 Wendy MorganBrigitta | Brigitta |