In a low-carb, sugar-free, gluten-intolerant world, a group of out-of-work breakfast cereal mascots form a support group to lament the golden ages of yesteryear and figure out how to swallow the bitter taste of reality.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| TToren AtkinsonAnnouncer | Announcer |
 April CameronMs. Swheatie | Ms. Swheatie |
| SStephanie HalberWaitress / Mom / Kid | Waitress / Mom / Kid |
| RRobert HeimbeckerCustomer | Customer |
| CCole HowardDr. Bird Berry | Dr. Bird Berry |
 David C. JonesCaptain Kale | Captain Kale |
 Peter NewLeon the Liger | Leon the Liger |