Kirika and Mireille are sent out to exterminate Chris Patton in this short film starring Sock Puppets. Originally included as an Easter Egg on Volume Six of ADV's release of "Noir", it has since been included on the Funimation re-release as a standard extra.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Monica RialKirika Yuumura (voice) | Kirika Yuumura (voice) |
 Shelley Calene-BlackMireille Bouquet (voice) | Mireille Bouquet (voice) |
| HHilary HaagChloe (voice) / Herself | Chloe (voice) / Herself |
 Tiffany GrantAltena (voice) | Altena (voice) |
| CChris PattonHimself / Puppeteer | Himself / Puppeteer |
 Matt GreenfieldPuppeteer | Puppeteer |