On the day his first child is born, Dan decides to have a swift pint with his best friend before he goes to the hospital. Halfway down the pint, all hell breaks loose. Wetting the baby's head will never be the same again.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dean SmithDan | Dan |
| LLaura RollinsPamela | Pamela |
| GGary DamerThe Jockey | The Jockey |
| SSusan Jayne-RobinsonLiz | Liz |
| AAlicia Ambrose-BaylySas | Sas |
 Kru LundySam | Sam |
 David MasonJoe The Barman | Joe The Barman |
| TTom GibbonsAnt | Ant |
| TTony CoughlanDancer | Dancer |
| MMichael NormantonAngry Landlord | Angry Landlord |
| AAshe RussellMidwife | Midwife |
| MMichael DriscollBookie at Races | Bookie at Races |
| HHannah MargaretSuzy | Suzy |
| MMara CroitoruCongo Leader | Congo Leader |
| RRyan DoneGino | Gino |
| RRobert WinterburnBuilder 2 | Builder 2 |
| MMichael SaynorJack The Heavy | Jack The Heavy |
 Andrew CollinsonBuilder 1 | Builder 1 |
| NNik HewittNik 'Sherlock' Holmes | Nik 'Sherlock' Holmes |
| SSimon LacyChildren's Entertainer | Children's Entertainer |
| GGary GeesonTaxi Driver | Taxi Driver |
 Sophie PowlesDaisy | Daisy |