When a girl finds out she is being evicted from her Brooklyn apartment, she elicits the help of some gangsters. A dark comedy and true story starring Sarah Stiles.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sarah StilesWendy Papadacchio | Wendy Papadacchio |
 Ernest MingioneVinny | Vinny |
 Hanlon Smith-DorseyCabbage Bronson | Cabbage Bronson |
| VVince BandilleMoose | Moose |
 John FordeBruno | Bruno |
| JJoseph CorraoCarmine | Carmine |
| MMatt HopkinsLiam | Liam |
 Jason NuzzoSal | Sal |
| CCorey O'SullivanDel | Del |
| CChuck McMahonJohnny the Finger | Johnny the Finger |
 Carmine RaspaoloGuido | Guido |
| MMichael ArgentieriMob muscle | Mob muscle |
| MMatthew CasuccioSurly bartender | Surly bartender |
 Hillary HamiltonAnnoying neighbor | Annoying neighbor |
| MMia JessupYoga girlfriend | Yoga girlfriend |
| RRebecca MartosHorrified onlooker | Horrified onlooker |
| FFaraday OkoroHorrified onlooker | Horrified onlooker |
| SSwetha RegunathanHorrified onlooker | Horrified onlooker |