A woman who accidentally runs over and kills an endangered snake is put on trial by a misogynist judge. She then tries to save herself by spinning an impossibly tall, "Arabian Nights"-esque tale of gossip and intrigue that eventually involves everyone in their small town.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| AAmalia StifterLizzie | Lizzie |
| RRupert ReyesLuis Pardo | Luis Pardo |
 David BlackwellUncle Dick | Uncle Dick |
| FFred EllisRoy O. Stalk | Roy O. Stalk |
| JJill Parker-JonesEdna May | Edna May |
| BBill SutherlandBert D. Stalk | Bert D. Stalk |
 Eduardo N. MartinezJose | Jose |
 Lori HeuringPenelope | Penelope |
| GGabriel R. MartinezManuel Pardo | Manuel Pardo |
 Buddy SosthandDon | Don |
| JJanine de Luna-AzulRuby | Ruby |
| MMichele DeraduneMel | Mel |
 Pab SchwendimannCrazy Rancher | Crazy Rancher |
| IIrene GonzalesRita | Rita |
| PPolo SilgueroJoey the Crocodile | Joey the Crocodile |
| DDawna WrightBlue Lady | Blue Lady |
| JJames CochranGovernor | Governor |
| MMarilyn SchultzGovernor's Aide | Governor's Aide |
| JJames DeWittRich | Rich |
| AAlan McKendreeSlim | Slim |
| VValerie HoltYoung Edna May | Young Edna May |
| KKim GarciaYoung Rita | Young Rita |
| MMardi DeLongYoung Mel | Young Mel |
 Kevin CrowleyBartender | Bartender |