Pilot Episode: "Psst. Wanna See a Crime Scene?" Cold opening, followed by a visit to a crime scene. Later Snake and Bacon (Tim Lagasse) visit the district attorney (David Rakoff). Animated sketches interconnect within the overall plot.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CChelsea Clarke(voice) | (voice) |
 Bill Hader(voice) | (voice) |
 Greg Hollimon(voice) | (voice) |
 Peter Serafinowicz(voice) | (voice) |
| BBrian Stack(voice) | (voice) |
 James Urbaniak(voice) | (voice) |
 Kristen SchaalThe Green Fairy | The Green Fairy |
 Tim LagasseSnake / Bacon | Snake / Bacon |
 Dan BakkedahlDetective | Detective |
| RRich BlomquistCrime Lab Worker | Crime Lab Worker |
| AAndy BlitzMurderer | Murderer |
 David RakoffThe Real DA | The Real DA |
| JJames DonnCriminal | Criminal |
| GGarry HayesCriminal | Criminal |
| JJ.R. HavlanCriminal | Criminal |