A Cheers takeoff, with Tiffany Million as the Diane Chambers waitress who returns to reclaim her job from Rebecca (Summer Knight).
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tiffany MillionDiane Pampers | Diane Pampers |
 Summer KnightRedicka Howell | Redicka Howell |
 BioncaDr. Silly Sternum-Brain | Dr. Silly Sternum-Brain |
 Ron JeremyEnormous Peterson | Enormous Peterson |
| PPearlCarnal Tortellini (as Pearl Gold) | Carnal Tortellini (as Pearl Gold) |
 Devon ShireBimbolina | Bimbolina |
 Jon DoughSlamabone | Slamabone |
 Tony TedeschiStiff Caven | Stiff Caven |
 Tony MartinoDr. Crazier Brain | Dr. Crazier Brain |