At Sloppy Jo's Café, you can get turkey, meatloaf, chili - and for dessert, it's Debi Diamond's bod, encased in shimmering white fishnet pantyhose. The waitresses are ogled by a various group of male customers: the Drifter Boy, the merchant Seaman, the Mysterious Stranger, the Sinister Guy, the Rodeo Cowboy, and the Hobo Hitchhiker; all looking for lust.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Angela SummersSloppy Jo | Sloppy Jo |
 Debi DiamondKay | Kay |
 BioncaFawn | Fawn |
 Lana SandsAlice | Alice |
 Tammi AnnKelly | Kelly |
 Tiffany MynxTilly | Tilly |
 Marc WalliceSinister Guy | Sinister Guy |
 Jon DoughDrifter Boy | Drifter Boy |
 Peter NorthMysterious Stranger | Mysterious Stranger |
 T.T. BoyMerchant Seaman | Merchant Seaman |
 Nick EastRodeo Cowboy | Rodeo Cowboy |
 Alex SandersHobo Hitchhiker | Hobo Hitchhiker |
 Ron JeremySkid Row Loser | Skid Row Loser |
| RRip SownTrackwalker | Trackwalker |
 Jim HollidayChef | Chef |