Debbie RochonPat Hiltzik | Pat Hiltzik |
Robert PrichardFranklin Hiltzik | Franklin Hiltzik |
Lloyd KaufmanSamuel Golding Ladikos | Samuel Golding Ladikos |
Zelda AdamsCass Cunningham | Cass Cunningham |
| BBabette BombshellLunch Lady Leslie | Lunch Lady Leslie |
| KKatie FreimannRegina Romero | Regina Romero |
| TTimothy WaldronDylan Greggs | Dylan Greggs |
Jenna GilmerAmber Hiltzik | Amber Hiltzik |
| LLucia MorelBeckie Romero | Beckie Romero |
| JJason TolentinoJace Jackson | Jace Jackson |
| NNicole BorboneAbe Rosenstein-Bergerblatt | Abe Rosenstein-Bergerblatt |
| RRust VaughnSplash | Splash |
| LLiora KatsPuddles | Puddles |
| LLotion GushChastitty | Chastitty |
| SSteven De La RosaTad 'Tuberculosis' Thompson | Tad 'Tuberculosis' Thompson |
Max the ImpalerPig Zombie Amber | Pig Zombie Amber |
Bill WeedenRandy Zambrini | Randy Zambrini |
| DDavid J. GreenStraight-White-Male Director | Straight-White-Male Director |
Zac AmicoMasturbating Pig Zombie | Masturbating Pig Zombie |
| AAndrew L. MillerRadburn | Radburn |
Scott SchiaffoHot Dog Eating Contest Emcee (voice) | Hot Dog Eating Contest Emcee (voice) |
Tennessee LukeMoses (voice) | Moses (voice) |
Ron FazioCamp Swinelake Announcer (voice) | Camp Swinelake Announcer (voice) |
Mark TorglCamp Swinelake Answering Machine (voice) | Camp Swinelake Answering Machine (voice) |
Gary SchneiderMeat-Beater Announcer #1 (voice) | Meat-Beater Announcer #1 (voice) |
| RRick HowardMeat-Beater Announcer #2 (voice) | Meat-Beater Announcer #2 (voice) |
Caleb EmersonHillbilly Narrator (voice) | Hillbilly Narrator (voice) |
Lisa GayePigs11 News Anchor (voice) | Pigs11 News Anchor (voice) |
Michael HerzSplash's Lower Regions | Splash's Lower Regions |