Ernest P. Worrell becomes a basketball star after an angel bearing an uncanny resemblance to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar gives him a pair of magic sneakers.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jim VarneyErnest P. Worrell | Ernest P. Worrell |
 Cylk CozartBarry | Barry |
 Aaron JosephQuincy | Quincy |
| AA.J. BondLittle Ernest | Little Ernest |
 Kareem Abdul-JabbarArchangel | Archangel |
 Miguel A. Núñez Jr.T.J. | T.J. |
| LLester BarrieWillie | Willie |
 Colin LawrenceTommy T. | Tommy T. |
 Richard LeacockWalter | Walter |
 Jay BrazeauMr. Moloch | Mr. Moloch |
 Douglas NewellHead Guard | Head Guard |
| HHenry O. WatsonMr. Ellis | Mr. Ellis |
 Brenda CrichlowJackie | Jackie |
 Lossen ChambersDr. Love | Dr. Love |
 Charles PayneOpponent 1 | Opponent 1 |
 Stevie VallanceErma | Erma |
 Stuart DavidsonKid | Kid |
 Chris TurnerBobby | Bobby |
 Myles FergusonJohnny | Johnny |
 Nathaniel DeVeauxRef | Ref |
 David JacoxBicyclist | Bicyclist |
| BBabe DolanOld Lady | Old Lady |
| JJim DunnSpaghetti Man | Spaghetti Man |
| VVanessa ParisSpaghetti Woman | Spaghetti Woman |
 Bill LawrenceKrader Stuntman | Krader Stuntman |
 George JosefChef | Chef |
 Brent WoolseyCrystal Man | Crystal Man |
 Gerry NairnAnnouncer | Announcer |
 Charles AndreMedic | Medic |
 Brian ArnoldESPN Correspondent | ESPN Correspondent |