Teen-age gang leaders Passion and Little Sister are released from prison, only to find that their gang the Slags has disbanded due to a rival gang, the Hawaiians, who wear garlands and drink Pina Coladas.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMark ArdenHula | Hula |
 Lee CornesArch Crippledick | Arch Crippledick |
| SSteve DixonBoy Madness | Boy Madness |
 Adrian EdmondsonAce | Ace |
 Paul Mark ElliottHawaiian | Hawaiian |
| SSerena EvansSlammer | Slammer |
 Dawn FrenchPassion | Passion |
 Stephen FrostBula | Bula |
 Anthony Stewart HeadRicki | Ricki |
 Maureen O'FarrellWarden | Warden |
 Nigel PlanerMarlon | Marlon |
| AAlice RichardsonBaby | Baby |
 Peter RichardsonSquealer | Squealer |
 Jennifer SaundersLittle Sister | Little Sister |
 Peter SilverleafHawaiian | Hawaiian |
 Dudley SuttonMarlon's Father | Marlon's Father |
 Mandi SymondsPearl | Pearl |
 Emma ThompsonYoung Woman | Young Woman |
| FFaith TingleWarden | Warden |