Stuck at home with his bedridden Grandma, Saul plans to kill himself on his 27th birthday if he doesn't lose his virginity by then.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ryan SchaferSaul | Saul |
 Mickey FaerchGrandma Diana | Grandma Diana |
 Augie DukeBecky Baby | Becky Baby |
 Karl BackusOfficer Porter | Officer Porter |
 Brendan CahalanVerne | Verne |
 Amber GraysonJoni | Joni |
 Paul Fisher IIIFranklin | Franklin |
 Randy DavisonCarry the Counsellor | Carry the Counsellor |
 Luis MartinezLucho Maximo Supreme | Lucho Maximo Supreme |
 Beth GallagherElizabeth | Elizabeth |
 T.K. RichardsonDamon | Damon |
| NNathan ChapmanDerek | Derek |
| TTy MabreyComic Clerk Carl | Comic Clerk Carl |
| KKenneth LongRonnie the Pizza Boy | Ronnie the Pizza Boy |
 Joe CastroJoe | Joe |
 Vinny CurranTrigger-Fingers | Trigger-Fingers |
 Caroline AmiguetThe Madam | The Madam |
 Mark AtkinsonStew the Suit | Stew the Suit |
| JJesse KellerConvention Manager | Convention Manager |
| PPaisley BirdJessie Star | Jessie Star |
 Mike EgbertMr. Money Man | Mr. Money Man |