Part one of a two-part Crime/Comedy story that tells the tale of what happens when a boring, probably-stoppable object meets a self-proclaimed unstoppable force.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andrew AnnicharicoThe Menace/Constantine | The Menace/Constantine |
 Phineas LarsonJesse Norman | Jesse Norman |
 Brandon ParadiseJaoqin | Jaoqin |