Neil, a punk rock vegetarian, is being forced to go into the family butcher business. He decides to save the world instead.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Guillermo DíazNeil | Neil |
 Reiko AylesworthDaisy | Daisy |
 Didi ConnPatrice | Patrice |
| NNeil Driscoll Jr.Austin | Austin |
 Bill SageProsecutor | Prosecutor |
 Brooke SmithChicken Man / Judge | Chicken Man / Judge |
 Marlene ForteMom (Amber) | Mom (Amber) |
| EEric LoebVic | Vic |
| IIsaiah TanenbaumJosh | Josh |
 Élodie BouchezThe Happy Coffee Shop Girl | The Happy Coffee Shop Girl |
| AArielle BaroneBetsy | Betsy |
| AAdam Seth NelsonNaked Guy | Naked Guy |
| TToby MorseThe Band (H2O) | The Band (H2O) |
| TTodd MorseThe Band (H2O) | The Band (H2O) |
| TTodd FriendThe Band (H2O) | The Band (H2O) |
| AAdam BlakelyThe Band (H2O) | The Band (H2O) |
| RRusty PistachioThe Band (H2O) | The Band (H2O) |
| MMichael MorleyCoronor | Coronor |
 Tom GilroyBailliff | Bailliff |
| JJohn-Luke MontiasBailliff | Bailliff |
 Gene RuffiniOther Butcher | Other Butcher |
| FFrank BonsangueOther Butcher | Other Butcher |
| SStan DworkinCourt Secretary | Court Secretary |
| JJim CzarneckiRandom Juror | Random Juror |
| SSteven GevedonNeil's Lawyer | Neil's Lawyer |
 Will KeenanKarate Coffee | Karate Coffee |