 Kevin SmithNarrator / Larkin Eve | Narrator / Larkin Eve |
 Jason MewesWes Jameson | Wes Jameson |
 Brian O'HalloranElis Heimermann | Elis Heimermann |
 Marilyn GhigliottiAli Thomlyn | Ali Thomlyn |
 Matthew PostlethwaiteWalt Flanagan | Walt Flanagan |
 Scott SchiaffoDon Smith | Don Smith |
| EErnest O'DonnellSergeant Svenning | Sergeant Svenning |
| CChristopher DownieMr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin | Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin |
| CChris BainJason Mewes / Jay | Jason Mewes / Jay |
 Jake RichardsonParty Marty | Party Marty |
 Harry PartridgeUsher (voice) | Usher (voice) |
 James D. RolfeLeonard James Nash | Leonard James Nash |
 Bryan JohnsonComic Book Horndog | Comic Book Horndog |
 Kyle HebertKay Theater Announcer (voice) | Kay Theater Announcer (voice) |
 Mike MateiFestival Programmer | Festival Programmer |
 Ryan JamesCracker Jack / DJ Snowball / Chairback | Cracker Jack / DJ Snowball / Chairback |
 Sanjeev KohliDr. Jared Patel | Dr. Jared Patel |
 David KleinRental Clerk | Rental Clerk |
| MMing ChenComic Book Clerk | Comic Book Clerk |
 Walt FlanaganComic Book Steve | Comic Book Steve |
| SStephanie PriceLisa Spoonauer / Caitlin Bree | Lisa Spoonauer / Caitlin Bree |
 Bern CohenThomas Burke | Thomas Burke |
 Nick CornwallBob Hawk | Bob Hawk |
| MMike ZapcicComic Book Dave | Comic Book Dave |
| BBeverly LonghurstGrace Smith | Grace Smith |
| JJohn Henry WestheadOlaf Dudnik | Olaf Dudnik |
| GGrace SmithMilk Maid Prime | Milk Maid Prime |
| FFrank PowersFrank Powers | Frank Powers |
| FFrank PowersThe Narrator / Dispatch (voice) | The Narrator / Dispatch (voice) |
| RRobert HawkMoose Jaw Network Interviewer | Moose Jaw Network Interviewer |