A 30-something couple unintentionally become involved in a botched jewel heist while shopping for wedding rings.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Samantha LockwoodKate | Kate |
 Danny TrejoCrazy Joe | Crazy Joe |
 Mike HattonThin Smith | Thin Smith |
 Jason MewesNate | Nate |
 Annemarie PazminoChina Doll | China Doll |
 Nick NicoteraFat Smith | Fat Smith |
 Katie MorganBaby Doll | Baby Doll |
 Nicholas TurturroGrant | Grant |
 Paul SloanFranklin | Franklin |
 Fred WilliamsonThe General | The General |
 Taylor NegronDouglas | Douglas |
 Brian DroletHayek | Hayek |
| CChris Fries(voice) | (voice) |
| JJames A.E. FuentezMalitia Soldier | Malitia Soldier |
| JJosh MarchetteMarshetti | Marshetti |
 David ShackelfordRed | Red |