 Jessica HarperJanet Majors | Janet Majors |
 Cliff DeYoungBrad Majors / Farley Flavors | Brad Majors / Farley Flavors |
 Richard O'BrienDr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice) | Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice) |
 Patricia QuinnDr. Nation McKinley | Dr. Nation McKinley |
 Charles GrayJudge Oliver Wright | Judge Oliver Wright |
 Ruby WaxBetty Hapschatt | Betty Hapschatt |
 Nell CampbellNurse Ansalong | Nurse Ansalong |
 Rik Mayall'Rest Home' Ricky | 'Rest Home' Ricky |
 Barry HumphriesBert Schnick | Bert Schnick |
| DDarlene JohnsonEmily Weiss | Emily Weiss |
 Manning RedwoodHarry Weiss | Harry Weiss |
| WWendy RaebeckMacy Struthers | Macy Struthers |
| JJeremy NewsonRalph Hapschatt | Ralph Hapschatt |
 Betsy BrantleyNeely Pritt | Neely Pritt |
| PPierre BedenesNeely's Camera Crew | Neely's Camera Crew |
| RRufus CollinsNeely's Camera Crew | Neely's Camera Crew |
 Christopher MalcolmVance Parker | Vance Parker |
| RRay CharlesonFloor Manager | Floor Manager |
 Eugene LipinskiKirk | Kirk |
 Barry DennenIrwin Lapsey | Irwin Lapsey |
 Imogen ClaireWardrobe Mistress | Wardrobe Mistress |
 Gary ShailOscar Drill | Oscar Drill |
 Donald WaughGlish Davidson | Glish Davidson |
 David John'Bit' Drummer | 'Bit' Drummer |
| CClaire ToemanBrenda Drill | Brenda Drill |
 Gary Martin'Bit' Guitarist | 'Bit' Guitarist |
 SinittaFrancine 'Frankie' | Francine 'Frankie' |
| RRobyn MandellMrs. Drill (uncredited) | Mrs. Drill (uncredited) |
| SSal PiroMan on Payphone (uncredited) | Man on Payphone (uncredited) |
 Gaye BrownDTV Audience Member (uncredited) | DTV Audience Member (uncredited) |
