A neurotic writer working on his new film gets into a tricky situation when an A-list actress shows interest in the role intended for his girlfriend.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Josh GadSam Baum | Sam Baum |
 Kristen RuhlinSammy | Sammy |
 Hilary DuffKim Powers | Kim Powers |
 Brian KubachJoe Stunner | Joe Stunner |
 Charlie SheenCharlie | Charlie |
 Ida DarvishHelen | Helen |
 Brit MorganCarly | Carly |
 Jillian Warry BarberieBarbara Bernhardt | Barbara Bernhardt |
| BBria RobertsMarie (Drew's Drunk Girl) | Marie (Drew's Drunk Girl) |
 Michael LeoneNoah | Noah |
 Paul RaciPaparazzi | Paparazzi |
| KKristi MannaNY Pedestrian (uncredited) | NY Pedestrian (uncredited) |