With his lead having got drunk on the day of the premier, the director decides to play Romeo himself to save the show.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Scott AlinJoe | Joe |
 Alexandre ChenAlex Wu | Alex Wu |
| AAndrew DubitskyMercutio | Mercutio |
| JJoe DuffyTheater Audience Member | Theater Audience Member |
 Robert FactorJohn Russel | John Russel |
| CChadbourne HamblinDrew / Romeo | Drew / Romeo |
| LLord KaysonTough Guy | Tough Guy |
| MMagda MarcellaLady Capulet | Lady Capulet |
| DDominick MarroneMichael | Michael |
| LLindsey NewellNataly | Nataly |
| JJonathan TablerBoozers' Boss | Boozers' Boss |
| AAndrea ZamoraJuliet | Juliet |