Three miners take a boat trip to Stratford-on-Avon.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brian GloverArt | Art |
 Ray MortErn | Ern |
| DDouglas LivingstoneAbe | Abe |
 Katya WyethHélène | Hélène |
| PPeter HonriYatching Cap | Yatching Cap |
 Alan DavidBoat Hirer | Boat Hirer |
| FFrank WoodfieldLock Keeper | Lock Keeper |
 Philip JacksonHippie | Hippie |
| PPeggy AshbyLandlady | Landlady |
| RRay LawtonLandlord | Landlord |
| WWalter DalbyLaplock | Laplock |
| MMick DillonBoxer | Boxer |
| TTerence MountainBouncer | Bouncer |
| FFrederick PeisleyCharlie | Charlie |
| GGillian AndrewsBox Office | Box Office |
| MMark FreemanCommissionaire | Commissionaire |
 Janet SuzmanHerself | Herself |
 Richard JohnsonHimself | Himself |