It's 1970 and "blue movies" are starting to be shot in Los Angeles's San Fernando Valley at the alarming rate of at least a dozen a year. Straight-laced cops Sgt. Joe Thursday and Detective Bill Blannon dress in drag to infiltrate a house suspected of being a hot spot of porn activity.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Steve AustinSergeant Joe Thursday | Sergeant Joe Thursday |
 Anthony CraneOfficer Bill Blannon | Officer Bill Blannon |
 Kate FrostSunshine Love | Sunshine Love |
 Jewel De'NyleDebbie Duz | Debbie Duz |
 Bridgette KerkoveFanny Nipples | Fanny Nipples |
 Elizabeth X.June Bluepecker | June Bluepecker |
 Angelica SinPaisley | Paisley |
 Evan StonePeter | Peter |
 Alec MetroDick | Dick |
 Mike HornerWard Bluepecker | Ward Bluepecker |
 Frank BukkwydCaptain Frank Jones | Captain Frank Jones |