For the first time in human history, there’s no reason why all men shouldn’t be fucking all the goddamn time. We don’t need babies anymore — there are way-the-fuck too many as it is! We don’t need for men to work constantly — automation and computers are making our labor redundant and unnecessary. Fuck yeah! The great question facing men is this: what do we fuckin’ do with all the free time? Take yer bloated drippin’ dick in hand and let it lead you to a manslut promised land!
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