A mysterious energy cloud penetrates the Starship Intercourse and causes the entire crew to drop their uniforms and give in to their sexual urges.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tera HeartCounselor Diana Joy | Counselor Diana Joy |
 Barbara DollEnsign Pussy | Ensign Pussy |
 Sally LaydDr. Beaverly Gusher | Dr. Beaverly Gusher |
 Jordan McKnight"Whoopi" | "Whoopi" |
 Jonathan MorganLt. Commander Dildo | Lt. Commander Dildo |
 T.T. BoyCommander Will Diker | Commander Will Diker |
 Steven St. CroixCaptain Jean Pierre Prickhard | Captain Jean Pierre Prickhard |
 Julian St. JoxLt. Woof | Lt. Woof |
 Sean MichaelsLt. Georgie Latoosh | Lt. Georgie Latoosh |