The crew has found life on the planet Uranus. The inhabitants are discovered to be assholes: a bean-eating, bad smelling, sex hungry form of female humanoids. As representatives of the human race, the earthlings set off to exploit Uranus and its habitats.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jeanna FineMs. Hole from Youranus | Ms. Hole from Youranus |
 Randy SpearsCaptain Jim Quirk | Captain Jim Quirk |
 Patricia KennedyLt. Uwhore | Lt. Uwhore |
 Peter NorthCmd Cur Raff / Dingon Leader | Cmd Cur Raff / Dingon Leader |
 Marilyn RoseSodomia Hole | Sodomia Hole |
 Mike HornerMr. Sperm / First Officer | Mr. Sperm / First Officer |
 Joey SilveraDoctor Boner McJoy | Doctor Boner McJoy |
 Devon ShireYoeman Clancy | Yoeman Clancy |
| AArlis StillingsCommander Scruyou | Commander Scruyou |
| JJ.B.Seaman Bob | Seaman Bob |