Captain James Quirk and the crew of the Starship Plunderer search an uncharted star system for their missing First Officer, Mr. Sperm, who was abducted by a race of 7000 sex-starved space babes wanting to worship the mightiest penis in the universe.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Danielle RogersLeader of Female Planet | Leader of Female Planet |
 Randy SpearsCapt. James T. Quirk | Capt. James T. Quirk |
 Mona LisaNurse | Nurse |
 Mimi MiyagiYeoman Gland | Yeoman Gland |
 Randy WestMr. 'Squatty' Squat | Mr. 'Squatty' Squat |
 Joey SilveraDr. 'Boner' McJoy | Dr. 'Boner' McJoy |
 Amber WoodsNona | Nona |
| JJ.B.Seaman Bill | Seaman Bill |
| GGuy FabrayMr. Screwyou | Mr. Screwyou |