Sex, Footballers and Videotape depicts the footballing world full of licentious behaviour involving drug-taking and sex romps, all fuelled by the bumper wage packets enjoyed by modern footballers.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Christine BottomleyNot listed | Not listed |
 Troy GlasgowJason Gill | Jason Gill |
| SSarah PembertonDrunk Groupie | Drunk Groupie |
 Kellie ShirleyCassie | Cassie |