Eddie lands his first teaching gig at an inner city middle school and finds his highly pubescent pupils are receiving no form of sexual education. Eddie isn't really equipped to teach them...he's not exactly experienced romantically.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Haley Joel OsmentEd Cole | Ed Cole |
 Lorenza IzzoPilar | Pilar |
 Laura HarringLupe | Lupe |
 Abby ElliottTrish | Trish |
 Glen PowellJT | JT |
 George EadsJimmy | Jimmy |
 Parker YoungMontana | Montana |
 RettaSydney | Sydney |
 Lamorne MorrisBobby | Bobby |
 Matt WalshWashout | Washout |
| AAlly RahnMargarita | Margarita |
 Parvesh CheenaHank | Hank |
 Chris WilliamsReverend Marcus Hamilton | Reverend Marcus Hamilton |
 Ray SantiagoHector | Hector |
 Nickolas WolfSchool child (uncredited) | School child (uncredited) |
 Monika CaseyHot Drunk | Hot Drunk |
| CCastille LandonAlly | Ally |