Mykola Kuńko works as an unlucky TV reporter in early 2000s Ukraine. Together with his trusty camerawoman, Jenya, he is wandering aimlessly through life, from one boring news story to another. One morning, when they are about to go to the premiere of a new rip-off action film, they stumble upon their biggest sensation yet.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| VVadym RepekhaMykola Kuńko | Mykola Kuńko |
| SSophia SaliaievaJenya Sorokina | Jenya Sorokina |
| DDanylo YaremchukTom Cruise | Tom Cruise |
| IIllia KitashovKirill Pakashov | Kirill Pakashov |
 Jean-Claude Van DammeKyle LeBlanc (archival footage from 'In Hell') | Kyle LeBlanc (archival footage from 'In Hell') |