The girls and gorillas at a singing telegram company are overworked because it is Valentine's Day. A series of sub-plots - a sexist disc jockey loses his dog and the girls fine it; one of the girls fights for custody of her child; an aspiring opera singer gets her chance to audition; and evil developer demolishes the telegram company's offices, etc, which all adds up to a large dose of confusion.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Carmel McGloneClare | Clare |
| KKatherine McRaeJoy | Joy |
| PPerry PiercyVicki | Vicki |
 John CallenChris Dean | Chris Dean |
 Lani John TupuIan Hunter | Ian Hunter |
 William KircherNed | Ned |
 Rima Te WiataLisa | Lisa |
| KKim BuchananCharlene | Charlene |
| AAnn PaceyMrs. McKinley | Mrs. McKinley |
 Miranda HarcourtKerry-Anne | Kerry-Anne |
 Michael HaighNot listed | Not listed |
 Ian WatkinNot listed | Not listed |
 Joy WatsonNot listed | Not listed |
 Liz MullaneNot listed | Not listed |
| AAlice FraserNot listed | Not listed |
 Gerald BryanNot listed | Not listed |
 Kate HarcourtNot listed | Not listed |
 Jo BriantLinda | Linda |