Two men, one timid and one aggressive, make out as comical criminals.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Harry LangdonWally | Wally |
 Slim SummervilleSlim | Slim |
 Bessie LoveEllen | Ellen |
 Mitchell LewisScrewy O'Toole | Screwy O'Toole |
 Matthew BetzInsect McGann | Insect McGann |
 Stanley FieldsSpumoni | Spumoni |
 Lloyd WhitlockO'Toole's Henchman | O'Toole's Henchman |
 Richard AlexanderMcGann's Henchman | McGann's Henchman |
 Tom Kennedy'Shivering' Smith | 'Shivering' Smith |
| LLew HearnInventor | Inventor |
 LeRoy MasonAttorney | Attorney |
 Walter BrennanSpumoni Bodyguard (uncredited) | Spumoni Bodyguard (uncredited) |
 Franklyn FarnumMaster of Ceremonies (uncredited) | Master of Ceremonies (uncredited) |
 Pat HarmonWaiter (uncredited) | Waiter (uncredited) |
 Jeanette LoffWoman (uncredited) | Woman (uncredited) |
 Tom LondonSpumoni Hood (uncredited) | Spumoni Hood (uncredited) |
 Robert McKenzieWaiter / Sign Changer (uncredited) | Waiter / Sign Changer (uncredited) |
 Hal PriceCop (uncredited) | Cop (uncredited) |