In this silly soft-core sex comedy, Tony Kenyon is Custer Firkeshaw, the owner of a girlie magazine. He stands to inherit a fortune… If he can get married and have a baby within a year. When he (and his relatives) find out from his doctor that he only has 13 more…uh, attempts-at-procreating left in him, the relatives set out to ensure that he uses them all up, so that they can inherit the property.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mark JonesPeter | Peter |
| AAlan SelwynBernie Selby | Bernie Selby |
| MMargaret BurtonAunt Sophie | Aunt Sophie |
 Raymond YoungUncle Clifton | Uncle Clifton |
 David PughCousin Henry | Cousin Henry |
| MMaggie WrightSybil | Sybil |
| JJennifer WestbrookMiranda | Miranda |
| BBobby SparrowBeryl | Beryl |
| HHeather DeeleyIntruder | Intruder |
 Ron CookTelegram Boy | Telegram Boy |
| AAndee Cromarty2nd Old Lady | 2nd Old Lady |
| CCandida HershmanNurse Lashing | Nurse Lashing |
 Andrea Allan1st Old Lady | 1st Old Lady |
 Cosey Fanni TuttiGas Girl | Gas Girl |
| PPaula MartinJane | Jane |