Two actors who owe their entire careers to the Western genre seek revenge against a legendary screenwriter who once mistreated them on the set of an early film.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Del ZamoraMel Torres | Mel Torres |
| EEd PansulloFred Fletcher | Fred Fletcher |
 Leonard MaltinFilm Critic | Film Critic |
 Jaclyn JonetDelilah Torres | Delilah Torres |
 Sy RichardsonFritz Frobisher | Fritz Frobisher |
 Roger CormanProducer (Flashback) | Producer (Flashback) |
 Cy CarterDirector | Director |
 Zahn McClarnonRusty Frobisher | Rusty Frobisher |
 Steven FierbergProprietor | Proprietor |
 Alex CoxEntrepreneur | Entrepreneur |
| AAndres CarranzaMexican Guy | Mexican Guy |
| JJuan LeyvaNicaraguan Guy | Nicaraguan Guy |
| JJason NorquistDriver | Driver |
| EEsther WilliamsGoulding's Employee #1 | Goulding's Employee #1 |
| LLinda LitsuiGoulding's Employee #2 | Goulding's Employee #2 |
| LLarry HolidayGolfer 1 | Golfer 1 |
| LLorenz HolidayGolfer 2 | Golfer 2 |