Charles Dickens' classic heart warming tale...not really. The Jewish mafia has decided to steal Scrooge's whoring business and ruin the holidays; all the while Scrooge is visited by the three ghosts of Christmas, who attempt to show him the errors of his greedy ways.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| GGeorge RaynorScrooge | Scrooge |
 Tina KrauseSally | Sally |
 Seregon O'DasseyGhost of Christmas Past | Ghost of Christmas Past |
| PPeter MorseAbby | Abby |
| AAlexander HauckTiny Tim | Tiny Tim |
 William BloomfieldAri | Ari |
| AAllan AlexanderJacob Marley | Jacob Marley |
 Lilith AstarothMistress Ivy | Mistress Ivy |
| JJim BakerMike the Russian | Mike the Russian |
 Richard ChandlerGhost of Christmas Future | Ghost of Christmas Future |
| TTodd TherrienGhost of Christmas Present | Ghost of Christmas Present |
| KKassandre CasameFreda | Freda |