A crazy story about a pretty crazy country.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMatthew CreightonHuman beings / The Greenockian | Human beings / The Greenockian |
| HHorseShetland Director | Shetland Director |
| LLois GriffinDistressed narrator | Distressed narrator |
 Ford KiernanKilmacolm Resident | Kilmacolm Resident |