A savage parody of the Polish film industry, where a self-appointed director and his hapless sidekick, joined by a bumbling businessman, attempt to make a blockbuster without a script, driven only by egos and the promise of cash. Their shoot devolves into a farce of unpaid castings, half-naked auditions, and Tarantino-inspired delusions, ensuring disaster from the first clapperboard.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mariusz PujszoMariusz | Mariusz |
 Grzegorz HalamaGrzegorz | Grzegorz |
| PPiotr AdamczukNot listed | Not listed |
 Marek WłodarczykSelf | Self |
 Henryk GołębiewskiHenryk | Henryk |
| DDominika DąbrowskaDominika | Dominika |
| NNatalia OpyrchałNatalia | Natalia |
| MMagdalena NowakMagda Góralka | Magda Góralka |
| MMagdalena KrakowieckaMagda | Magda |
| KKamil BalcerzakKamil | Kamil |
| DDorota LegietaDorota | Dorota |
| KKrzysztof KasowskiNot listed | Not listed |
| RRoman SzczeblewskiRoman | Roman |
| PPatrycja KarczewskaNot listed | Not listed |
| AAngelika WereskaAngelika | Angelika |
| EEwa WochEwa | Ewa |
| KKatarzyna MotlochKasia | Kasia |
| AAnna KolasińskaAnna | Anna |
| MMagdalena LubaczMagda | Magda |
| MMonika SkrzypekNot listed | Not listed |
| ZZbigniew KalitaNot listed | Not listed |
| WWioleta WrzesińskaWiola | Wiola |
| PPatrycja CzarneckaPatrycja | Patrycja |
| KKarolina NiekłańNot listed | Not listed |
| GGreta ZielińskaNot listed | Not listed |
| CClency NoyauxNot listed | Not listed |
| ZZbigniew StempieńNot listed | Not listed |
| DDawid LisieckiNot listed | Not listed |
| AAnna Maria CzaickaNot listed | Not listed |
| MMarta SowaMarta | Marta |