It's the 1950s, and strait-laced Everdale University is about to go "co-ed"! In order to prepare its student body for the onslaught of "females" on campus, they present this hard-hitting educational film. Wally Bile is the "wrong-way" role model, according to health professor Dr. Bloom. Dr. Bloom explains the vital "do's and don'ts" on dating women, and the all-important "warning signs" and "danger signals" to look out for when close-encountering the opposite sex.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paul ReubensWally Bile | Wally Bile |
| JJoel KennyPete Smith | Pete Smith |
 Patrick MacneeDr. Edward Bloom | Dr. Edward Bloom |
 Sarah TorgovGinger | Ginger |
| BBonnie UrsethAnnette | Annette |
| DDavid SommervilleMr. Penis | Mr. Penis |