Jeremy O'Reilly, the self-important presenter of a TV news show, returns to a clueless East End community where a prank leads to the murder of a beautiful local actress and a savage Press that demands to know, "Who killed Paige Boston?"
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ian McKellenContinuity Announcer | Continuity Announcer |
 Martin SereneJeremy O'Reilly | Jeremy O'Reilly |
 Steve SweeneyLittle Piss Head | Little Piss Head |
 Ronald PickupThe Gambler | The Gambler |
| VVirginia DenhamThe Midwife | The Midwife |
 Edward Tudor-PoleThe Landlord | The Landlord |
| BBeth JohnsonPaige Boston | Paige Boston |
 Moya BradyMarge | Marge |
 Rachel PickupPenelope Wright | Penelope Wright |
| PPeter LovstromTv Presenter | Tv Presenter |
 Sam BatterseaSally | Sally |
 Charles KayProfessor Maltus | Professor Maltus |
 Finty WilliamsGossip Live Broadcaster | Gossip Live Broadcaster |
 Shanaya RafaatRupa | Rupa |
 Grant GillespieNigel Flint | Nigel Flint |
 Simon GregorPenrott | Penrott |
 Rupert Holliday-EvansSir Rufus Pool | Sir Rufus Pool |
 Claire-Maria FoxThe Barmaid | The Barmaid |
 Paul ThomasJobs | Jobs |