After the events in the first Scary Tales movie, Mr Longfellow (Joel D. Wynkoop) has moved on from his bogus job placement agency to a new venture, to allow him to tell his fantastical tales. Welcome to "Mr. Longfellow's Used Car Lot."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joel D. WynkoopMr. Longfellow | Mr. Longfellow |
 Robert Z'DarOfficer Cordell | Officer Cordell |
 Felissa RoseSarah | Sarah |
 Joe EstevezDesk Clerk | Desk Clerk |
| BBill CassinelliDennis Frye | Dennis Frye |
| JJesse FurmanFrank Draven | Frank Draven |
| TTatiana JavorskyJessica | Jessica |
 Benjamin KanesJosh | Josh |
| JJason DalyRay Goodwin / Don Leifert | Ray Goodwin / Don Leifert |
| RRichard CecereArthur 'Artie' McMillan | Arthur 'Artie' McMillan |
| GGeorge RandolWesley King | Wesley King |
| MMichael Hoffman Jr.Police Dispatcher | Police Dispatcher |