Chad Buckley is super crazy about horror movies, but also very lonely. He mostly spends his days in his small movie shop having wild discussions with his only returning customer, Sam.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jeremy KingChad Buckley | Chad Buckley |
 Byron BrownSam | Sam |
 Hawn TranHawn | Hawn |
 Jon Michael SimpsonMike Myers | Mike Myers |
 Zoe GrahamJessie | Jessie |
 Noah SeganHusband | Husband |
 Toni TrucksFranchesca | Franchesca |
 Chase WilliamsonPete | Pete |
 Baron VaughnVarron Bonn | Varron Bonn |
 Chelsey GrantDaisy | Daisy |
 Luxy BannerHannah | Hannah |
 Josephine McAdamKelly | Kelly |
 Aaron D. AlexanderMarked Man | Marked Man |
 Allan McLeodMISTER Member | MISTER Member |
 Jocelyn DeBoerWife | Wife |
 Melanie MinichinoAli | Ali |
 Dustin RunnelsDevil's Lake Impaler | Devil's Lake Impaler |
 Kirk C. JohnsonTommy | Tommy |
 John BloomJoe Bob Briggs | Joe Bob Briggs |
 Sam StinsonImpaler Security Guard | Impaler Security Guard |
 Atsuko OkatsukaRay | Ray |
 Tristan RiggsJimmy The Cancer Boy | Jimmy The Cancer Boy |
 Nicholas SullivanGreg | Greg |
 Brian VillalobosTony | Tony |
| SSpencer GreenwoodGary | Gary |
 Andre WilliamsCraig | Craig |
| John BloomJoe Bob Briggs (segment "Horror Hypothesis") | Joe Bob Briggs (segment "Horror Hypothesis") |