 Dan AykroydSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Alec BaldwinPete Schweddy (archive footage) | Pete Schweddy (archive footage) |
 John BelushiSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Chevy ChaseSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Ana GasteyerSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Tracy MorganSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Garrett MorrisSelf | Self |
 Bill MurraySelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Eddie MurphySelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Molly ShannonSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Dana CarveySelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Jan HooksSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Adam SandlerSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Norm MacdonaldSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Danny DeVitoSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Chris FarleyMatt Foley, Motivational Santa (archive footage) | Matt Foley, Motivational Santa (archive footage) |
 Sally FieldMom (archive footage) | Mom (archive footage) |
 Phil HartmanVarious (archive footage) | Various (archive footage) |
| Jan HooksVarious (archive footage) | Various (archive footage) |
 Victoria JacksonSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Jon LovitzSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Penny MarshallTheresa DeCastiglione (archive footage) | Theresa DeCastiglione (archive footage) |
 Cheri OteriRita Delvecchio (archive footage) | Rita Delvecchio (archive footage) |
 Mike MyersSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Rosie O'DonnellBella (archive footage) | Bella (archive footage) |
 William ShatnerSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Paul SimonDave (archive footage) | Dave (archive footage) |
 Jane CurtinSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |
 Nora DunnMrs. Claus (archive footage) | Mrs. Claus (archive footage) |
 Mark McKinneyDad (archive footage) | Dad (archive footage) |
