Pa, a moonshining chicken farmer, is worried that his dim-witted son Junior is becoming way more attracted to their cow Sassy Sue than he should be, so he sets out to gather up all the nubile young farmgirls in the area and get them to show Junior what he's missing.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John TullJunior | Junior |
 Colleen BrennanDolly Lee | Dolly Lee |
 Patrick WrightPa | Pa |
 Tallie CochraneDottie Lou | Dottie Lou |
| RRachel WolfeMa | Ma |
 Sandy CareyAbigail (uncredited) | Abigail (uncredited) |
 Karen CooknellHoney Chile (uncredited) | Honey Chile (uncredited) |
| DDon CoufalJed (uncredited) | Jed (uncredited) |
| JJeanne DurhamBobbie (uncredited) | Bobbie (uncredited) |
| HHarold HensleyJay (uncredited) | Jay (uncredited) |
| HHal SouthernJake (uncredited) | Jake (uncredited) |
 Harvey ShainHutch | Hutch |