A heartless millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Hulk HoganBlake | Blake |
 Ed Begley Jr.Ebner Frost | Ebner Frost |
 Don StarkLenny | Lenny |
 Robin CurtisLeslie | Leslie |
 Clint HowardHinkley | Hinkley |
 Mila KunisSarah | Sarah |
 Adam WylieTaylor | Taylor |
 Aria Noelle CurzonElizabeth | Elizabeth |
 William NewmanChas | Chas |
 Jennifer PazHelen Chu | Helen Chu |
 Steve ValentineDr. Blight | Dr. Blight |
 Kevin WestDr. Flint | Dr. Flint |
 Diane RobinDr. Watt | Dr. Watt |
| KKai EphronDr. Vial | Dr. Vial |
 Garrett MorrisClayton | Clayton |
 Robert ApisaFranco | Franco |
 Pierre DulatPierre | Pierre |
 Eddy DonnoMr. Rapini | Mr. Rapini |
| AAndre Jamal KinneySteven | Steven |
| BBentley ShusterGirl | Girl |
 Troy RobinsonBaldie | Baldie |
| PPete ApisaNose Ring | Nose Ring |
 Brenda SongSusan | Susan |
| MMalone BrintonBrat Kid | Brat Kid |
 Bridget MicheleMall Manager | Mall Manager |
 Ed LeslieSumo Lab Assistant | Sumo Lab Assistant |
| BBlake ShusterBoy in Corridor | Boy in Corridor |