Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Thierry LhermittePierre Mortez | Pierre Mortez |
 AnémoneThérèse | Thérèse |
 Gérard JugnotFélix | Félix |
 Marie-Anne ChazelJosette aka 'Zézette' | Josette aka 'Zézette' |
 Christian ClavierJean-Jacques aka 'Katia' | Jean-Jacques aka 'Katia' |
 Roland GiraudNarrator | Narrator |
 Bruno MoynotMr. Preskovitch, Yugoslav neighbor | Mr. Preskovitch, Yugoslav neighbor |