Billy is a man child who has developed 'The Pedo Instant', a product that acts as a repellent to those unsuspecting individuals who might invade his personal space. He calls his mom to boast about the product's effectiveness and the ensuing riches that are sure to follow. His mother displays grave concern and attempts to explain to her son why this might not be the best idea.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJacob FlowersBeach Kid #1 | Beach Kid #1 |
| KKelci FlowersBeach Kid #2 | Beach Kid #2 |
| LLauren ShandMommy and Me Mom | Mommy and Me Mom |
| SScarlett ShandMommy and Me Daughter | Mommy and Me Daughter |
| TTravis EllerMormon | Mormon |
| CCaitlin SheridanGirl on Swing Set | Girl on Swing Set |
| GGeorge ThibaultEnormous Father | Enormous Father |