A pair of flag waving Brits go to sea to stop the Refugee Small Boats. But their naval fantasy falls apart and they are forced to beg for rescue from the very people they set out to stop.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael JibsonWalshy | Walshy |
 Anton ValensiRob | Rob |
 Tom Page-TurnerTall Jim | Tall Jim |
 Mudar AbbaraNaz | Naz |
| SSayyid AkiHaris | Haris |
| RReza BazarbashiSami | Sami |
 Raghad ChaarAysha | Aysha |
| FFadumo HassanAmira | Amira |
 Naiomi IsraelHodan | Hodan |
| AAbs MalimaOmar | Omar |
| AArmin NikIshan | Ishan |
| ZZain QureshiRafik | Rafik |
| OOla TeniolaYasir | Yasir |
| YYan Toby-AmisiAbdi | Abdi |