Chester Popplestone, desperate to pass the test to become a Royal Foot Guard at Buckingham Palace, must surrender his delightfully cheery nature and embrace the world for what it is.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMichael McLeodChester Popplestone | Chester Popplestone |
 Lydian BlossomHellspawn | Hellspawn |
 Laura BoccalettiDeathbringer | Deathbringer |
| RRiley SkinnerPeter | Peter |
| MMark CoulterSgt. MacNally | Sgt. MacNally |
| KKJ OdeaSimon | Simon |