In order to pursue a serious career in acting, Carmela Hayslett hangs up her top hat and retires her popular horror hosting personality, Roxsy Tyler. The problem is... she's the only one who's moved on. Her former co-hosts live to badger her and the fan base she left behind refuses to support her movie career. Meanwhile, locked in a little box somewhere in Hayslett's psyche, Roxsy Tyler is alive, well, and ready repossess the actress's body!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Carmela HayslettCarmela Hayslett / Roxsy Tyler | Carmela Hayslett / Roxsy Tyler |
| CChristian GrilloMr. Potent | Mr. Potent |
| LLoren LepreMario | Mario |
| CChuck MaherCount Chuckula | Count Chuckula |
| MMelissa O'DonnellSabrina | Sabrina |
| KKaren ScioliStella | Stella |
| RRory OgdenKatie | Katie |
| KKrystle Ann GriffinGothic Audience Member | Gothic Audience Member |
| DD.M. Folger Jr.Roxsy Fan | Roxsy Fan |
| RRob DimensionMumbles the Clown | Mumbles the Clown |
| SSharon SmythMerrill's Grandmom (as Sharon Smyth Lentz) | Merrill's Grandmom (as Sharon Smyth Lentz) |
| DDavid B. Stewart IIIRoxsy Fan with Baby | Roxsy Fan with Baby |