The hemorrhoid killer returns to shutdown a meth lab run by Santa and his evil minions.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMaxwell BinghamMeth Cook #1 | Meth Cook #1 |
 Ben OwenHawk / Meth Cook #2 | Hawk / Meth Cook #2 |
| BBen EvansAnimal / Meth Cook #3 | Animal / Meth Cook #3 |
| TTristan FloodFoot Soldier #1 | Foot Soldier #1 |
| KKenneth MatthewsFoot Soldier #2 | Foot Soldier #2 |
| ZZach CanfieldSammy Jenkins | Sammy Jenkins |
| CChristian KeltySanta | Santa |
| RRandi KrasnyThe Hooker | The Hooker |
| CCharlie ShawThe Little Helper | The Little Helper |